(Source: oddtoddlers, via molestationnursery)
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My latest high score. High five.
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this is what happens to me erryday!!!1!!
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- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
Sometime my rhymes are polite like “thank mrs Johnson for dinner it was delicious. You have a good night..”
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Who’d have known your stomach could double as a camera?
Two UK students, Josh Lake and Luke Evans, ate 35mm film and were able to process photos after the film, erm, came out!
(via theenglishlemming)
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THE NOTESSS
Odd parents. Fairly odd parents.
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I'm Jeremy. Fuq h03s.
Lemme tell you something about a porcupines nuts. They're small and they don't give a SHIT.